Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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