Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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