and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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