There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
