office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I can't turn off my feet"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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