well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize
