Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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