Kiss
Puke
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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