Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
