If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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