Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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