So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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