its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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