I wanna passion pit in your ass
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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