How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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