"it" just moved
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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