Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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