...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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