i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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