so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
