Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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