wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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