I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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