your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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