Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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