love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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