We're like a lot better than the average bears
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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