The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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