"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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