It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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