Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i drank out of a bidet.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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