does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
