I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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