I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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