Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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