I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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