You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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