I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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