so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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