I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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