well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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