Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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