The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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