Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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