If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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