Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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