Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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