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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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