i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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