i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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