thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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