i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you inspire me to be a worse person
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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