This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
