No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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