He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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